“Of course it's alright for librarians to smell of drink.”
“Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea.”
“Everything will be alright in the end, if it's not alright, it is not yet the end.”
“She's right, of course. My mother usually is. She's a librarian.”
“Librarians, too, are gatekeepers -- not of actual experience, of course, but of its written accounts. My job is to safeguard those accounts. Not to judge them; simply to see to their proper dissemination.”
“Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village . . .“Alright! The country fair must be right up ahead. I smell barbecue!”