“... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.”
“Things are never as bad as we fear nor as good as we hope. François Théodore Thistlethwaite”
“The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside.”
“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”
“What would happen is that every idiot in this town who owns a gun, which is basically every idiot in this town, would grab his gun, jump into his car, or somebody else's car, and lay rubber for I-95. Inside of ten minutes the city is gridlocked, and what happens next makes IwoJima look like a maypole dance. This whole town turns into the end of a Stephen King novel.”
“Kneading memory makes the dough of fiction; which we know, sometimes never stops rising.”
“The kneading of memory makes the dough of fiction, which, as we know, can go on yeasting for ever...”