“And it's true. It's so true. All those years of loving Zik because he never asked about Eve... I never realized, I never understood. It was his job as my best friend not to ask.But it was my job as his best friend to tell him without being asked.”
“He was my best friend. I would always love him, and it would never, ever be enough.”
“My Best Friend Forever likes my True Love Always!"Oh,brother, I'm glad these things are secret,or he'd never get his jersey over his big head," Sarah grumbles.”
“Herschel was a Jew.""And he was my best friend.""He was his best friend.""And I murdered him.”
“On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?”
“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”