“For some strange reason, beans always fall off knives.”

“The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.”

“Get wise, youse guys!”

“But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.”

“If we do have only one afternoon to live, I'd love to hear another story.”

“I warn you, the trip will not be easy. Once you choose to walk in the light, your path will lead you places you do not want to go.”

“Never concede to evil…. When we concede to evil, even in a small way, we feed it, and it grows stronger.”