“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”

“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.”

“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more” – a grain of dirt after a mudslide.”

“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.”

“I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.”

“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”

“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.”