“Attacking the person instead of the argument is condemned in logic, widespread in physics, and not used nearly enough in humanism.”

“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”

“As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.”

“Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.”

“When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.”

“Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.”

“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.”