“Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.”

“I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.”

“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me.”

“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.”

“I don’t believe in a lot of phenomena that fall under the term ‘parapsychology.’ Especially that one branch, psychology. You’re going to tell me there’s something inside my head, controlling me?”

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”

“I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.”