“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.”

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

“If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.”

“Don't drink away your dreams; drink towards them.”

“Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal.”

“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.”

“One never owns a book. It sits on your shelf in a fine edition like a piece of furniture, and you are its admiring ward until it flies off from you in a time of financial hardship. If it is a tattered paperback, she is your casual mistress you use a few times. If you have read it a hundred times then it is your wife, and a source of infinite mystery.”