“Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.”

“To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.”

“When cultivating your garden, keep the soil healthy with encroachers. The most redolent flowers grow over graves.”

“Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.”

“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.”

“Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.”

“After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.”