“Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?”

“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.”

“I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder what could be up there.”

“Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.”

“Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning.”

“An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education.”

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”