“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.”

“If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.”

“The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.”

“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”

“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”

“Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.”

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”