“I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.”

“Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.”

“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me.”

“I don’t believe in a lot of phenomena that fall under the term ‘parapsychology.’ Especially that one branch, psychology. You’re going to tell me there’s something inside my head, controlling me?”

“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”

“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”

“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.”