“I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.”
“I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.”
“I believe in study. I believe that men learn much through study. As a matter of fact, it has been my observationthat they learn little concerning things as they are, as they were, or as they are to come without study. I alsobelieve, however, and know, that learning by study is greatly accelerated by faith.”
“A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.”
“New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.”
“In the usual course of study I had come to a book of a certain Cicero.”