“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”
“Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.”
“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.”
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
“Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.”
“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”
“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.”