“If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.”

“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.”

“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.”

“Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep.”

“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more” – a grain of dirt after a mudslide.”

“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.”

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”