“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.”

“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”

“After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.”

“I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder what could be up there.”

“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.”

“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”

“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.”