“Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.”

“What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around.”

“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.”

“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”

“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”

“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”

“I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.”