“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”

“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.”

“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”

“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always dying.”

“Be true to your divided selves. They're the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.”

“Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.”

“What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around.”