“Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.”
“Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.”
“I believed in immaculate conception and spontaneous combustion. I believed in aliens from outer space and vampires, prophecy, and the resurrection of the dead. I had deja vu many times each day. I was thirteen.”
“Without the existence of the opposite, the concept has no meaning.”
“Yes, it's true. Immaculate conception exists. I am the second coming of Christ. I have no father.”
“Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct.”