“The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”

“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.”

“The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.”

“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.”

“Be true to your divided selves. They're the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.”

“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”

“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.”