“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.”

“The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”

“Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.”

“Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.”

“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.”

“After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.”

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”