“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.”

“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”

“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me.”

“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”

“I dropped out of school and congratulated myself for my diligence. Few realize how hard one has to work to resist the pressures of conventional success.”

“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”

“There are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.”