“Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.”
“A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.”
“Books are like mirrors: if a fool looks in, you cannot expect a genius to look out.”
“You can't just look at me like that and expect me to get over it.”
“Sometimes all the procedures in the world can't protect you . . . but that's no reason to walk up to something that looks like a lion and kick it in the ass.”
“Are you related to Criss Angel? Because you look like an angel.”