“I owe it all to chocolate and young men.”

“I will listen to a beautiful person much more quickly than a plain person, and I have to learn to be nice to people who are not attractive looking.”

“When the bowl broke, that was my heart, laughter fell out.”

“When the ball that was my heart ws broken,... laughter fell out".”

“I thought I was unhappy before… I was just a stupid young kid that didn’t know what happiness was. I was like a snot in a candy store who not only wanted all he could eat, but the whole thing. Life is stupid. Stupid. Or at least to this point, mine is.”

“If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.”

“I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me it’s so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every day for the rest of my life.”