“Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.”
“I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.”
“I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Jackson High Biology Department. Stay in school, kids- Link”
“I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.”
“If I had a nickel for every time I almost died, I would have been driving to school in a Ferrari and flying off to Bora-Bora on the weekends.”
“Are you thankful for not being young?''Yes, sir. If I was young, it would all have to be gone through again, and the end would be a weary way off, don't you see?...”