“The Summer of Jake and Roxie – it was the best summer of my life.”
“Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.”
“He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.”
“I know all about the facts of life, and I don't think much of them.”
“Good fiction makes the truth believable.”
“Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close as man has ever come to perfection.”