“Holy freak show!”
“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
“We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.”
“If poetry is a circus, then the Big Tent we're under has to have room for a lot of different freak shows.”
“Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?”
“For a second I thought about saying, "Yes, please, let's catch the next ferry out of this freak show.”