“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.”“Yeah, so?”“He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.”“Being nice? He’s being horny.”

“...I need a boyfriend. And to get a boyfriend, you have to look good. Doesn’t hurt to smell good too.”

“Being nice? He’s being horny.”

“My arms hurt from how tightly Patch held me. “Now that’s what I call a scream,” he said, grinning at me.”

“The problem with human attraction is not knowing if it will be returned.”

“Human reproduction can be a stickysubject—”“Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students”