“...I need a boyfriend. And to get a boyfriend, you have to look good. Doesn’t hurt to smell good too.”
“Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn't need a new boyfriend. I'd had enough of boyfriends to last a lifetime. The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart.”
“How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?”
“Avantika : I know you love me. Yes, you try to get me naked half of the time, but i love you for that too. you are my boyfriend and it's always great to have a boyfriend who gets turned on by a mere touch. Makes life a lot easier.”
“I'm fucking good at this boyfriend shit. Who would have thought?”
“The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart.”