“I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.”
“I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men”
“When it comes to health, diet is the Queen, but exercise is the King”
“Anything green is not a part of my diet. I’m a man not a caterpillar. -Caeden Williams”
“I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.”
“A boy who was such a threat to my mental health and happiness should not be so tall.”