“Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.”
“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”
“Just because I have food, it doesn't mean I'm going to share it with you.”
“Dear Abby,My boyfriend won't suck my blood. I've offered, I've cajoled. I've even begged, even though begging is totally humiliating and degrading because I'm so afraid that if he doesn't, he's going to die. Oh, and did I mention he's a vampire? No, really, the undead kind.Signed,Confused in Texas.Dear Confused:What the Fuck!?”
“You can go to hell!""Just because I'm going to hell doesn't mean you'll ever deserve her.”
“Just because I'm a librarian doesn't mean I'm at all tame.”