“Quit? You kidding? My life sucks when I'm only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it's really like, I'd probably jump off a bridge.”
“My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump off a bridge.”
“If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom, hoping to catch them.”
“I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.”
“I never felt the urge to jump off a bridge, but there are times I have wanted to jump out of my life, out of my skin.”
“Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.”