“She already has a car.”“A Ford. That’s like Toyota’s worst enemy.”
“The phone was her worst enemy and her best friend but she never knew which until she answered it.”
“Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy”
“The worst thing to happen to Lincoln - aside from the unfortunate incident at Ford's theatre - was to fall into the hands of Carl Sandburg.”
“When the worst that can happen already has, there's not much left to be afraid of anymore,right?”
“On Proper Etiquette for Borrowing His Car “You borrowed the car, and now it smells like shit. I don’t care if you smell like shit, that’s your business. But when you shit up my car, then that’s my business. Take it somewhere and un-shit that smell.”