“She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.""The whole night?"Immediately, I realized it might not have been the smartest thing to say. "Dorothea will be coming soon." That was a lie. Dorothea was long gone. It was close to midnight."Dorothea?""Our housekeeper. She's old- but strong. Very strong." I tried to squeeze past him. Unsuccessfully."Sounds frightening," he said, retrieving the key from the lock. He held it out for me. "She can clean a toilet inside and out in under a minute. More like terrifying.”

“He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.”

“Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.”

“When she listened to songs that she loved on the radio, something stirred inside her. A liquid ache spread under her skin, and she walked out of the world like a witch.”

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”