“love is a poverty you couldn't sell”

“Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?”

“Lonesome tearsI can't cry them anymoreI can't think of what they're forOh they ruin me every timeBut I'll try to leave behind some daysThese tears just can't eraseI don't need them anymoreHow could this loveEver turningNever turn its eye on meHow could this loveEver changingNever change the way I feelLazy sun your eyes catch the lightWith the promises that mightCome true for awhileOh I'll ride farther than I shouldHarder than I couldJust to meet you thereHow could this loveEver turningNever turn its eye on meHow could this loveEver changingNever change the way I feel”

“Some need diamonds some need loveSome need cards some need luckSome need dollar bills lining their clothesall I need is, all I need is two white horses in a line”

“Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.”

“I don't love you because you're beautiful, you're beautiful because I love you.”

“You can't write if you can't relate.”