“The slightest nudge can send a fruit pyramid collapsing into ruin. Perhaps this is why there is so little ancient architecture and art left in the world. Perhaps ancient fat people bumped into buildings and statues and made them fall. Perhaps this is the real reason Rome fell”

“He was defeated. Competitive him, who'd spent most of his life perfecting the art of winning. He'd been trounced by a woman. Killed with one look from those hazel eyes.”

“When the ancient Egyptians finished building the pyramids, they had built the pyramids.”

“Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.”

“...I often wondered about the definition of home. Is it the place where you live, or is it the place where the people you love reside?...”

“Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can a few numbers be?”

“Ancient astronauts didn't build the pyramids. Human beings built the pyramids, because they're clever and they work hard.”