“I never drink... wine. ”
“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.”
“There's something to be said about drinking a carafe of wine by yourself ... I just can't remember at the moment what it is! (said after drinking a carafe of wine by himself)”
“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”
“his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine”
“Only fascists drink white wine!”