“I like my boyfriends to bend over, Robert.”
“murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel”
“Luke', I said, and immediately added, 'My boyfriend.' My supernatural, doomed, gorgeous, killer boyfriend.”
“I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm hungry I can just bend over and sweep a cookie into my mouth like I'm scoring a goal in hockey.”
“She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.”
“The virtues of a superior man are like the wind; the virtues of a common man are like the grass; the grass, when the wind passes over it, bends.”