“I'd rather be a pessimist because then I can only be pleasantly surprised.”
“Pessimists have only pleasant surprises.”
“I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than fatally disappointed.”
“[A] pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant.”
“The good thing about being a pessimist is that I'm either always right, or pleasantly surprised.”
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”