“If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.”
“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”
“You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head.”
“If your head is made of wax, don't walk in the sun.”
“unless the sun inside you is burning your gut, don't do it”
“Because you don't walk away from someone when things get tough, you find a way to stick it out and figure out what's gone wrong. - Zac Greeley, The Boyfriend Thief”