“...as Abe Lincoln said, I was sick from my stovepipe hat to the worn out soles of my shoes.”
“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”
“My life is like my shoes, worn out by service.”
“My shoes I got to pick. I chose worn-out red flats. I figured I should make it clear from the start that I wasn’t princess material.”
“I felt bad for lying to John, who was about as honest as Abe Lincoln on sodium Pentothal.”
“I shuttered from hairdo to shoe-sole”