“Beautifully indeed! But she does everything well. Have you seen her peel a banana? It is like listening to a symphony.”
“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.”
“Hearing her laugh is like listening to the best kind of symphony.”
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ”
“Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.”
“She bursts into laughter. I can tell she wasn’t expecting me to say that. But I’m so glad I did. Hearing her laugh is like listening to the best kind of symphony.”