“Drink to me only with thine eyes,And I will pledge with mine;Or leave a kiss but in the cup,And I'll not look for wine.”

“Language reveals the man. Speak that I may see thee.”

“He who partakes the honor, should participate in the labor.”

“Afterward I always kiss her, my baby, and look into her clear eyes that know everything about me, and want me to be her daddy anyway.”

“Sir, I did not count your glasses of wine, why should you number up my cups of tea?”

“all my parents do is drink. They hate me. Do you know what it's like waking up every morning knowing you're not good enough? there are only two things wrong with me-everything I do and everything I say. They'll never be happy until I'm dead”

“If you smell baby diapers in a wine that smells like strawberries to me, that's OK. The winery isn't putting either in the wine.”