“I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.”

“[Moishe] explained to me, with great emphasis, that every question possessed a power that was lost in the answer....And why do you pray, Moishe?' I asked him.I pray to the God within me for the strength to ask Him the real questions.”

“Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.”

“Take care what you say! I'll have no hard words. Wretch! If I am a wretch, who made me one? If I hate you and myself and the world, who made me hate it? I was born free - as free as you are. Why should I be sent to herd with beasts, and condemned to this slavery, worse than death? Tell me that, Maurice Frere - tell me that!”

“A cougar is a sexually active and confident woman who's a predator. Tell me you not flattered.”

“The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.”