“Latin America taught me a lot. It's a market leader in kidnap.”

“It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her.”

“Just because your friend does it, doesn't mean you have to. Be a leader, not a follower.”

“Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.”

“Where else but America could football flourish, America with its millions of fertile acres of corn, soy, and wheat, its lakes of dairy, its year-round gushers of fruits and vegetables, and such meats, that extraordinary pipline of beef, poultry, seafood, and pork, feedlot gorged, vitamin enriched, and hypodermically immunized, humming factories of high-velocity protein production, all of which culminate after several generations of epic nutrition in this strain of industrial-sized humans? Only America could produce such giants.”

“I spend a lot of time talking to people who disagree with me - I would go so far as to say that it's my favourite leisure activity,”

“It's more interesting to be out in the world. than to see it reflected in the mirror.”