“theres nothing else i can say hey hey”
“Oof," he says."Hey, there's a bed there.""Thanks for the warning.""No problem.”
“Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!”
“I want to plant a little garden with you now take care of a piece of the earth somehow and tend it when we're old and gray and try to straighten up and say, well, I'm so glad to see you today hey baby hey baby hey baby hey ”
“Hey, Carrots," he says.”
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome”