“Maybe tears were something you caught. Like the flu.”
“It's like Sheriff Daniels sneezed, and they all caught the misinformation flu.”
“Or maybe crying is like everything else we do- it's best if you don't get caught.”
“Maybe her own tears were the poison that made her grow.”
“that this is Russian-A flu, not the more dangerous Swine flu.”
“Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.”