“The canter is a cure for every evil.”

“A canter is the cure for all evil.”

“Every woman should marry ... and no man.”

“It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.”

“It has been my lot to have found myself in many distant lands. I have never been in one without finding a Scotchman, and I never found a Scotchman who was not head of the poll.”

“An author who speaks about their own books is almost as bad as a mother who speaks about her own children.”

“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”