“It has been my lot to have found myself in many distant lands. I have never been in one without finding a Scotchman, and I never found a Scotchman who was not head of the poll.”
“An author who speaks about their own books is almost as bad as a mother who speaks about her own children.”
“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
“When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.”
“Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.”
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. ”