“He who is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.”
“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”
“Goodness . . . You got to make it out of badness . . . Because there isn't anything else to make it out of.”
“He didn't seem to realize that three excuses was as good as no excuse.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
“Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.”